I heard a faint scraping sound behind me. When I turned around I found Miss Ruby Mae wedged between her crate and a bookshelf, eating the dust jacket of one of my art books!
No! Not the Simon and Kirby! Eat the Frank Cho instead!
And now... she's in Time Out.
The dust jacket is missing a chunk off the spine, but the book itself is fine. This is why the really special books are kept on the upper shelves, far out of reach of curious puppy teeth.