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Hey will you look at that! We've a new site! Welcome to Clickthulu 3! Please excuse the dust. We're still working on knocking a few bugs out. One thing... the new version of Clickthulu does require an account in order to post. This was done to cut down on spam and stop the system from eating random comments. It's all good, trust me.
As for today's page... some people just can't seem to keep their noses out of other folks' business. We'll learn more about this fellow here in a bit. To see the sketch of this page, please click here.
If you see a mistype, please drop us an email. We're more likely to see your message and correct the mistake faster that way. Thank you.