Damn it, Jack! That's not how we make friends!
Meanwhile, I've a doctor's appointment this morning for a check-up and to see if we can't get my side to calm down. With luck things will be back to normal soon.
edit: The doctor's appointment went well. They did some basic tests as well as an ultrasound and I should hear back from them in a few days or so. I've been a little vague on here due to the issue involving feminine anatomy. So just... girly bits.