Yes, I'm playing with P. G. Wodehouse's characters. Why? Because I have no shame. While I'll do my best to mimic Bertie's speech, he's turning out to be a little tricky to write. So if things are a bit off, please cut me some slack. We're all just having fun here.
Speaking of Bertie's speech, now and then he tends to abbreviate words to just their first letter. Usually the abbreviated word was one he previously mentioned - for instance, "g." being "glove".